30 Catlord of the Violet Citadel

Catlord and Cat Person

This is Part 0.5 of 8 of the first WTF Expedition RPG Pointcrawl. You can get the whole Part 1, v2, here. This is a teaser for the full Patreon-supported series, which you are totally welcome to support (and follow).

The Graceful Cats of the Violet Citadel

Soyez tranquil,” murmurs the dead-eyed lady in P.T.’s mind. Horned cats creep from hazy alleys and examine their baggage. The citadel looms, eerie and obnoxious, beyond the haze layer.

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29 Squidmagus Surprise

The Squidmaster looks left in surprise

“I tell you, I heard Shulbo’s wizarding parasite give out it’s death screech last night. Five goats gave rancid milk this morning and the yak was found with a small tuberous growth in its ear. These are signs, the apostate wizard is dead. For five ivories I will give you this very authentic key to the dead wizard’s laundry rooms, whence you may easily ransack his apartments. Oh, I ask nothing in return.”

Books in the Wizard’s Lavatory Library

  1. Neokeoghtom’s Manipulation of the Ointments – a guide to the realignment of ointments and the modification of their effects.
  2. Bufo’s On Frogs and Squids – a guide to the creation of pseudopod-armed tiny amphibious homunculi.
  3. The Golden Vein, Vol. 2 – a detailed pseudo-medical analysis of the biomechanical uses of haemorrhoids.
  4. …ic Mot… an… Metal Tr… – a half-scorched gnostic tome on enlightenment through graduated doses of fireballs.
  5. Merden’s The Tissue at Hand – an analysis of spells to transmute ordinary vegetal organic materials into parchment and tissues, including a rare functional ritual of the Rolling of the Fibrous Matter into a Dry Tesseract – one of the rare tissue spells with potential combat application (see Bandages and their Upgrades for details).
  6. A fake Necronomicon with a cavity inside holding an amusing Rubber Ducky of Amusing Vapours.


This piece is a fast affair – pencil sketch, brush pen strokes, flat colour in Photoshop with a few splashes of dry digital watercolor brush on top.