11 Teacher Ninelegs

I count eleven legs minus two.

Hey! Teachers! Leave them potential-labor-units alone!
All in all it’s just another housing-construction-element in the wall.


AC 17, HD 9 (crippled at 2), Attack throws the book at you, Probably a succubus-y charm spell, too. Give it zombie corn children as pets to make the body-horror element sufficient, but keep the face smooth and kind as an enamelled steel doll’s.


A spider runs in digital watercolours over a digital pencil sketch. On digital brushes, I cannot praise Kyle’s brushes enough. I haven’t tested other brushes packs, but buying a professional brush pack transforms the Photoshop experience completely.

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