Tool Proficiency – Hammer and Chisel Non-weapon Proficiency – Underground Free Stone Masonry The Sword of Kings Speaks After You Grasp ItContinue reading28 King Pointyhelmet
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27 Lonely Cathedral
Lonely Cathedral On the dull tidal beach the downed cathedral hunkers. Concrete, floatstone and jaspis sinking into the sand, but not yet. Not today. Metal-handed preacher stands on a midden and cries, “the end!…Continue reading27 Lonely Cathedral
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26 Sky Tower Down
Darta’s sapsuckers groaned in fear and ran for the crater pen. One squirted half-fermented juices over her new shoes as it fled. Darta put down her euphoric and squinted up at the brick sky.…Continue reading26 Sky Tower Down
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25 Hashtag ISoG
What do we miss when we translate the deep truths of the underlying Foam of Frothy and Chaotic Creation into the feeble tongues of mortal hobbits? Isog the Mascotic invites you to surrender your…Continue reading25 Hashtag ISoG
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24 No Hero’s Journey
The squid parsnip shuddered as the impact shattered the dawn. The dungeon had irrupted into the life of the —valley.Continue reading24 No Hero’s Journey
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23 Chameleon Steed Rider
According to the Pnah-u-matigg of Miblos (Easter Edition) the sentient tree processors of the Savage Forests Turquoise West of City Fifteen Human 70% are infested by a tiny race of chameleon riders.Continue reading23 Chameleon Steed Rider
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22 Eater of Sins
Beyond the Rainbow bridge the Eater of Sins (gréhožêr- m VDR) awaits the Warriors of WadarunContinue reading22 Eater of Sins
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21 Pointyhelmet’s Defeat
Defeated, Pointyhelmet railed against the demimonde that misunderstood him so. Against the fool companions who had failed against Bigtroll Blaargh.Continue reading21 Pointyhelmet’s Defeat
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20 Lord Flower Power Lord
Go, go lord Flower Power! Unremitting lord of vegetable messengers! Bringer of pots and powers!Continue reading20 Lord Flower Power Lord
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19 The Beatific Saint Fox
“It’s amazing how little it is to connote a saint in Wapadi tradition. Simply learn how to project a little ectoplasmic (warm hue variant) halo and the Dear Consumer knows you are good and holy. Even…Continue reading19 The Beatific Saint Fox