In the six valleys of Water Bear XI the chernozyom angels would give life to dancing loam men to till the fields of the Flower War Gods during the festivals of the Balls and…Continue reading17 Chernozyom Angel and Minions
16 Make No Bones About It
I’ll make no bones about it. Fools these mortals be, with their petty squabbles and their disregard for reason. Makes a shave-pate monk-saint wonder how all will end, after the last canticle is sung,…Continue reading16 Make No Bones About It
15 Angel Snake-chest and the No-eye
We never did figure out what the No-eyes wanted. They just stood there, glowing redly in the mossy shadows of the Sporenoon Times.Continue reading15 Angel Snake-chest and the No-eye
14 Many Heads of Angel Hydra
“Lo, ane the fyfe heads of the red-monkey creatures of the low Earth shall fly anon ‘pon the wings of teh frogophantine beast known as heedra and herald the calming of the trumpets of…Continue reading14 Many Heads of Angel Hydra
13 Angel of Many Horns
The hood of many horns weighed upon the angel of many horns as it beheld the cabbage of creation in the middle of the tow-path of thorns above the pass of prurient passers-by.Continue reading13 Angel of Many Horns
In a city of angels, each angel forever bears a fragile, wonderful biome for ever with them in their suit. Safe, protected, pure and inviolate, never changed by admixture or dilution. The angels speak…Continue reading12 Angel of the Eternal Environment Suit
11 Teacher Ninelegs
Hey! Teachers! Leave them potential-labor-units alone! All in all it’s just another housing-construction-element in the wall.Continue reading11 Teacher Ninelegs
10 Angelcember Wings
Dakota Pulpdike went to Saint Nick and said, “I’d like to fly like a dragon, sir, that’d make me happy as a fir!”Continue reading10 Angelcember Wings
9 Far Future Mecha Ulrich
Far Future Ulrich came into sight of the cities of Wasteland and Warlords. It’s cargo of hieratic antiquities from the age of the Mock Turtle would purchase enough soulmill credit to appease the Lords of the Light to…Continue reading9 Far Future Mecha Ulrich
8 Cryptic Dandelion Leech
In the lychee jungles of Hy-Lomblay heroic hunters hasten hither and thither, battling the bark-skinned dandelion lychee-leeches whose succulent white-and-red-and-blue speckled flesh is a delicacy among the Socialite Vampires of the Upper Trader Philanthropist…Continue reading8 Cryptic Dandelion Leech