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21 Pointyhelmet’s Defeat

Defeated, Pointyhelmet railed against the demimonde that misunderstood him so. Against the fool companions who had failed against Bigtroll Blaargh.Continue reading21 Pointyhelmet’s Defeat

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20 Lord Flower Power Lord

Go, go lord Flower Power! Unremitting lord of vegetable messengers! Bringer of pots and powers!Continue reading20 Lord Flower Power Lord

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19 The Beatific Saint Fox

“It’s amazing how little it is to connote a saint in Wapadi tradition. Simply learn how to project a little ectoplasmic (warm hue variant) halo and the Dear Consumer knows you are good and holy. Even…Continue reading19 The Beatific Saint Fox

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18 Mr Planty

This is a woodland flower sprite, it likes to come out at night. As it smells it, so it tells it. I find this piece deeply unsatisfying. Perhaps I shall figure out why someday.…Continue reading18 Mr Planty

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17 Chernozyom Angel and Minions

In the six valleys of Water Bear XI the chernozyom angels would give life to dancing loam men to till the fields of the Flower War Gods during the festivals of the Balls and…Continue reading17 Chernozyom Angel and Minions

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16 Make No Bones About It

I’ll make no bones about it. Fools these mortals be, with their petty squabbles and their disregard for reason. Makes a shave-pate monk-saint wonder how all will end, after the last canticle is sung,…Continue reading16 Make No Bones About It

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15 Angel Snake-chest and the No-eye

We never did figure out what the No-eyes wanted. They just stood there, glowing redly in the mossy shadows of the Sporenoon Times.Continue reading15 Angel Snake-chest and the No-eye

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14 Many Heads of Angel Hydra

“Lo, ane the fyfe heads of the red-monkey creatures of the low Earth shall fly anon ‘pon the wings of teh frogophantine beast known as heedra and herald the calming of the trumpets of…Continue reading14 Many Heads of Angel Hydra

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13 Angel of Many Horns

The hood of many horns weighed upon the angel of many horns as it beheld the cabbage of creation in the middle of the tow-path of thorns above the pass of prurient passers-by.Continue reading13 Angel of Many Horns

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12 Angel of the Eternal Environment Suit

In a city of angels, each angel forever bears a fragile, wonderful biome for ever with them in their suit. Safe, protected, pure and inviolate, never changed by admixture or dilution. The angels speak…Continue reading12 Angel of the Eternal Environment Suit