According to the Pnah-u-matigg of Miblos (Easter Edition) the sentient tree processors of the Savage Forests Turquoise West of City Fifteen Human 70% are infested by a tiny race of chameleon riders.Continue reading23 Chameleon Steed Rider
Defeated, Pointyhelmet railed against the demimonde that misunderstood him so. Against the fool companions who had failed against Bigtroll Blaargh.Continue reading21 Pointyhelmet’s Defeat
Go, go lord Flower Power! Unremitting lord of vegetable messengers! Bringer of pots and powers!Continue reading20 Lord Flower Power Lord
We never did figure out what the No-eyes wanted. They just stood there, glowing redly in the mossy shadows of the Sporenoon Times.Continue reading15 Angel Snake-chest and the No-eye
The hood of many horns weighed upon the angel of many horns as it beheld the cabbage of creation in the middle of the tow-path of thorns above the pass of prurient passers-by.Continue reading13 Angel of Many Horns
Far Future Ulrich came into sight of the cities of Wasteland and Warlords. It’s cargo of hieratic antiquities from the age of the Mock Turtle would purchase enough soulmill credit to appease the Lords of the Light to…Continue reading9 Far Future Mecha Ulrich
In the lychee jungles of Hy-Lomblay heroic hunters hasten hither and thither, battling the bark-skinned dandelion lychee-leeches whose succulent white-and-red-and-blue speckled flesh is a delicacy among the Socialite Vampires of the Upper Trader Philanthropist…Continue reading8 Cryptic Dandelion Leech
The goatodon is the chimerical elephant-analog your gonzo fantasy game deserves. Also, it’s more green than an elephant.Continue reading7 Goatodon or Reskinning an Elephant
Brave Sir Knight Pointyhorns strove against the Buggles of the dark places of the ——shire, the bards do tell. Beasts they were, great and gaunt. Half-bug, half-man, half-elephant, with mouths like razors and great…Continue reading5 Fighter Against the Buggle
“Sir Adventurer, pray hold! The iron halls of the Molder kings are no safe place for you, you will spot and spick your evening coat with rust and then Lady Scumblederry shall demand the satisfaction of…Continue reading4 Running Fellow Run