What’s the end game of an RPG? Just keep stacking up XP? So cash is just a way to buy XP? I think that’s stupid. Infinite power and infinite gold are goals for boring,…Continue reading45 Hero Retirement
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After what seems like months … oh, wait, it is months … after some time, the Band continues its adventures deeper and deeper into the Ultraviolet Grasslands with a visit to the Potsherd Crater.…Continue reading41 Potsherd Crater & a new patreon update
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40 Not classy – a satire of heroes
D&D with commentary & illustrations by Luka Rejec of @stratometaship and the WTF Patreon, etc. Fighter Requirements: you suck at everything else, so here’s a spear and a shield. Stand in front and get…Continue reading40 Not classy – a satire of heroes
Over on the FYDIY RPG group on Facebook Adam Scholtes proposed a d100 table of Bard spells based off song titles. I really liked the idea, and now I’m compiling spell books of rocking spells…Continue reading39 Thundergrammar The First of Like Twelve or So
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38 The Porcelain Throne
After a few weeks of traveling and bureaucracy, we return to the Ultraviolet Grasslands and the slow and ponderous progress of the stratometaship. Yeah, verily, there’s a new patreon expansion to the expedition: section…Continue reading38 The Porcelain Throne
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36 Big Pineapple (One Page Dungeon)
Teleport went wrong? Put your feet up at our luxury substations while your magitravel woes are solved by our friendly metaversal personnel! So, the One Page Dungeon contest has arrived again, hasn’t it?Continue reading36 Big Pineapple (One Page Dungeon)
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35 The Hero We Deserve
Long ago, when the earth was new and plants still struggled to find vital nutrients in it as too few organic life forms had decomposed within it, a hero strode upon it. A colossus.…Continue reading35 The Hero We Deserve
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34 Long-distance Gritty Realism I: Time
That picture? It’s one of the maps for the Ultraviolet Grasslands, a fun long-distance expedition adventure I’m making over on Patreon.Continue reading34 Long-distance Gritty Realism I: Time
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32 Githyanki Astral Marines
Githyanki patrols are a menace in the shallows of the Astral seas. They dart out of their haematite wicker towers, mad lymphocytes of a decayed astral deity. In their wedge boats they rip phosphorecent life…Continue reading32 Githyanki Astral Marines
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31 Lucky Kobolds
“Buy a kobold now and rub it for luck!” said the sign. PT Helmet approved and handed over a few notes. The flaccid thing wriggled in his hands. Like a rubber chicken. He rubbed it…Continue reading31 Lucky Kobolds